meh.
Ask me anything
Hi I'm Kristie
18 years old.
Female.
Chinese.
I probably stalk you.
Bring me all the cats.
18 years old.
Female.
Chinese.
I probably stalk you.
Bring me all the cats.
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GUIZE IF YOU EVER WANT TO OPEN A PORTAL OF HELL
PUT A NOKIA CELLPHONE IN THE MICROWAVE.
HOLY MOTHER OF GAWD
it looks like the devil is trying to get out 0_o
(Source: manwithpenis, via timeywimeyblog)
My little brother got into outer space and stuff so my step-mom bought him a place mat with all the planets on it. When I first saw it, I was upset, because it was newer and so Pluto wasn’t labeled. I was about to say something when I noticed something…
Pluto is there.
The artist remembered Pluto.
Guys…
The artist drew Pluto crying.
(via zhorne)
the avengers?
how about the international justice league of super acquaintances
| me: | better check my phone for messages from friends |
| me: | *after checking phone* |
| me: | better get friends |
Seriously I’m obsessed with the whole cast of this movie.
(Source: josh-took-off-his-clothes-and, via the-absolute-best-gifs)
| Teacher: | Why did you not study? |
| Me: | A year has 365 days for you to study. After taking away 52 Sundays, there are only 313 days left. There are 50 days in the summer that is way too hot to work so there are only 263 days left. We sleep 8 hours a day, in a year, that counts up to 122 days so now we're left with 141 days. If we fooled around for only 1 hour a day, 15 days are gone, so we are left with 126 days. We spend 2 hours eating each day, 30 days are used in this way in the year, and we are left with 96 days in our year. We spend 1 hour a day speaking to friends and family, that takes away 15 days more and we are left with 81 days. Exams and tests take up at least 35 days in your year, hence you are only left with 46 days. Taking off approximately 40 days of holidays, you are only left with 6 days. Say you are sick for a minimum of 3 days, you're left with 3 days in the year to study! Let's say you only go out for 2 days... You're left with 1 day! But that 1 day is your birthday! |
Going to a friends house
| Normal people: | What a lovely home you have |
| Me: | Whats your wifi password? |
